Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

Good ho

Awsome. See it seems less exciting & like nothings happening, but (as I'd hoped) more is comming of it in the end

I may have been a bit, ahem, wrong in that statement - as pointed out by Robert.....

At the time of post we needed to sell 6 more tickets to match last years auction price and we have since then had two more bought So not far to go. But, we don't want to match it, we want to beat it so if you haven't bought one yet do give it a spin.

This truly is a prize you can't get anywhere else and all the money goes to charity

Sorry to crack open this can of worms again, but I didn't get one!?

A lot of the newsletters get returned to me from the website: this is mostly down to two things...

1. the user hasn't opted to receive them - go to 'my account' and then 'manage my subscriptions' and make sure the box is selected for the golden sprout newsletters.

2. The e-mail address isn't recognised. This could be two things - either your e-mail address is wrong on our database, you can check and change this in 'my account' or your spam filter / firewall is being over protective and you will need to change its settings.

If none of this works then I have no idea Uncle Nick

Wanna buy another raffle ticket anyone?

I just ordered a ticket

Thank you very much, Alan, God will no doubt reward you if you do not win. Or indeed if you do. So in a way you can't lose. Can you?

If you're on speaking terms with the Big Fella, could you just let him know that his delivery of Drew Barrymore to my house seems to have gone astray? Cheers

Tell me about it!!! I prayed for PINK three weeks ago and she only showed up last night.
Actually I don't know where to put her. In the shed with the ginger one from GIRLS ALOUD I suppose.

You can’t polish a turd!