Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

Well I never

You know I'm only kidding

I know you are, but what am I?

I can't tell, you're blocking the light

hahaha come on now guys enough of this silly behaviour having an almost country sized arse is quite common in todays fast food world so have another mcdonalds or two and relax

oh and try not to ruin any more public toilets while your at it.

Sorry sir.

hahahaha

So, Mr Fitzgibbons, will we be seeing you on one of our sprOutings?

I would like to think so it doesn't cost me much to get to london and you guys always seem to meet up around there so i dont think it should be to much of a problem. My only concern is accomodation whilst up in our fair capital but hostels are usually pretty cheap so yeah its looking very possible

Although many meetings are in London, many of us aren't, sadly for you very few are from down your way. We do arrange things further north but not your way. maybe you could set something up for us?