Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

Hi there, unhinged you say? Well as you can see Nurse thinks she's two people

Unhinged - always good and possibly a sign of latent genius. Multiple personalities - makes for an interesting conversation and at least Nurse will never be lonely.

That there's some high quality fat.

Hi Noodles, welcome to the party.

Hi Noodles.

hi noodles

well i am now a fully fledged member

Hi, I'm the editor of Brentford's news site www.brentfordtw8.com and also a Robert Rankin fan. I think it's rather ridiculous not having any communication between the two sites so I will try and address that and pass on any relevant news.

Great, what can you tell us about the Magpie & Crown these days?

One - of - us

Welcome aboard samuel_fitzgibbons.
Sorry about all the hammering and sawing noises. Our webmaster's building a new toilet block for Deep because he keeps making puddles in the public ones.

Ah news from BrentfordTW8 - Huzzah
What happened to the pyramid, that's what I want to know

Sweet, my own toilet. I knew I was special

thanks guys i didn't know about this toilet issue but i shall excuse all the noise this time, all though it must have been quite a big toilet i could swear i heard massive engines and teams of people in hard hats and guys in flourescent jackets kept asking me to put the kettle on . I live in plymouth i'm not sure where you live but i can imagine its pretty far away so to just think of the scale of this toilet is mind blowing

hey black your not a giant are you??