Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

*removes desk*

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Just have fun

**Walks in and is surprised to find a man in a funny costume, nursewhen in the foetal position and deep black holding a desk above his head**

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All shall reap as the sow...except the amateur gardener

You people seem to think this is some sort of forum for talking toot and having a laugh, people hiding, people throwing furniture around - you're all barred

*sidles off*

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Just have fun

Sorry Neville.

*Makes rude gestures on Neville's bad eye side, then ruins her hasty exit by getting jammed in the doorway with Deep Black*
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All shall reap as the sow...except the amateur gardener

*Wriggles unconvincingly*

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Just have fun

*Sees Neville approaching with knobkerry*

*Leaves a trail of footprints up Deep Black's back.*

*Deep Black left to horrible fate*

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All shall reap as the sow...except the amateur gardener

*recieves a beating*

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Just have fun

I refute that perfidious slur upon my upstanding character, I have never administered a beating, nor attempted too, upon Nursewhen or Deep Black

Just wait until the Pirate Boat Party - I'm having the scurrilous pair Keel-hauled