Everyone goes into that cupboard, but not everyone comes back out
Just don't go into the cupboard after Deep's been in it
Well, give it at least 5 mins...
And light a match
I'd give it ten minutes before you do that if you want to keep your eyebrows
Of course, you'll be quite safe after I've been in there, nothing embarrassing ever happens.
Turnip surprise?
Sprout suprise more like it.
Arggh! Get thee behind me satan!