I bought mine from Robert at the Asylum last weekend
Yeah but I got my book dipped in 18K gold and signed by Robert, and Bryn Blessed is coming round this weekend to read it to me while pouring me a glass of pinot grigio.
Deep Black has his book covered in platinum or so I have heard. And he has 100 vestal virgins popping round this weekend to read it to him (I think his wife is not too happy about that tho!)
Not really
Well wifey is out this evening, now where are those damned virgins
Any news on a signing event in London or nearby for this book any time soon?
Any news on a signing event in London or nearby for this book any time soon?
well:
London Film and Comic Con
and one at Waterstones in Milton Keynes (lunchtime on 19th Oct)
Well wifey is out this evening, now where are those damned virgins
Keep an eye on that labour/ conservative club down the road from you Mr Black I’m sure they are on their way (they may be a little shy tho?)
It's a Working Mans Social Club, have you gone and sent them to the Conservative Club again?
It's a Working Mans Social Club, have you gone and sent them to the Conservative Club again?
I do apologise Mr Black the Conservative Club are getting to much attention again!
Maybe they will fire another lot of council workers next week because of it (why change a habit eh)?
Many thanks; now checking out admission v train ticket prices. ;-)
I hear that UKIP do a nice line in "women of loose morals". Perhaps I can rent some of theirs for you?