Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

Yep, I can understand the Jamaican reaction there! But consider this, I was a spotty teenager with ginger hair, hardly likely to be a newspaper employee handing out fivers. Mind you, had I known what his job involved (i.e. hanging around a beach with a couple of page three 'stunnas' - a word I was just reacquainted with in Armageddon, The Musical) I would probably have applied for it.
 
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P.S. Sounds like it would have been an ideal job for a certain John Vincent Omally of this parish.

I do believe that THIS IS THE ACTUAL DAY!
Happy birthday Robert and many happy returns
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Thank you so much, I will "return" as many times as I am now able.

Happy Burthday Auld Son, Lang may yur lum reek.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday and Greetings from Germany

Hope you had a good day

Damn and blast - a day late I had this in my diary but was so tired after a 10 hour day brewing yesterday that I forgot..... Crap excuse, sorry Robert. Hope you had a great b'day and my belated but bestest wishes.

Dam am late too, but been ill, hope you had a good one