Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

I hope you get a prize soon

Got the art work...what can I say...very happy....the personal message makes it that little bit more special. Cheers Robert, I will buy you a pint next time we meet.

I'm away on holiday at the moment but rest easy the other three winners, I'll be getting your prizes in the post as soon as I'm back - next weekend.

Ian

Aaahhhh, that's good to know.
 
 
 

Hooray, I've received my artwork and lovely, personal dedication. It's the letter H as well which I thought was a nice touch. Thanks very much, Robert.

Hey, 
I'm not sure if this has been sent out yet, but I haven't received anything.
Joe

Sorry Joe, and the other two winners I owe prizes to, I've been really bogged down with work etc I have your prizes set aside and need one piece of packaging and then in the post........

This weekend the latest.

I will chuck a couple of extra bits in as way of apologising for my tardiness

Ian....

 
You'll never get anything. This entire website is a massive scam. We're all Ian posting under different names. He's never even read one of RR's books. RR is well known for not using the interweb and therefore knows nothing about this fake site conning people out of money in his name.

Damn you Robert, exposed

I'm Ian, and so is my wife

 

Now if this were true, you are now arguing with yourself about it
I look forward to receiving my goodies.
 
 
 

 
Don't listen to this rubbish. I am Ian - don't know who all these other blokes are though.