Order of the Golden Sprout The New Robert Rankin Fan Club

Hello there, Robert Rankin here. I am presently having a bit of a clear-out (to say the least) and I have a number of items that I intend to put up for sale. If no one is interested I will stick them on ebay, but I felt it right and proper that I should give you first dibs. So.
I am selling the FA Cup constructed from beer bottle tops that graces the cover of KNEES UP MOTHER EARTH. I will state that its handles fell off whilst I was moving house and I haven't got around to gluing them back (nor will I because they would only break off again when I put the thing in the post, so you will need some glue).
It stands roughly two feet tall and is a rather handsome object I feel, certainly one of a kind. And it took bloody ages to make.
I would put a starting price of £500 on it, a quick and sensible offer will immediately secure this precious item, a future family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation.
And one which will no doubt prove to be worth millions once I snuff it
Which, given the way I'm feeling at this minute will probably be next week.
So, is anyone interested?