Where's your Toot?
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It's not just weewee either 
Good job he spilled that soap on his crotch then, he may yet survive 
> Though I was telling everyone that the beard was down to a hormone problem
You say that but I did used to work with a woman that had a proper tash, we're fairly certain she bleached it (as per her hair) and she used to play with it at her desk.
I have to admit, I've been toying with the idea of getting a big twirly one and working on my Mua Ha Ha.
Oh dear, I don't think The Shadow's impressed with the quality of our toot. 
Or has he fallen foul of the cupboard?
Well since the move, there's pleanty of room in the cupboard again
Oh I see, we have to move websites every now and then because the cupboard fills up. Now I understand 
I can see no other reason for the moves
Time and tide wait for no man, they say, but for The Shadow one or the other does.
This time it seems that although time waited the tide had other ideas and He was up to his knees in salty water whilst screaming at the top of his lungs for His trusty side kick, a medium sized denizen of the darkness who really shouldn't have tackled an autumn swell even if a highly graded slazenger pro tennis ball was in immediate need of salvation.
Every dog has it's day, they say, but this one nearly didn't.
The Shadow slipped below the radar for a time, but he is back. No huge vets bill nor the necessary rubbing down of a rough towel can sway The Shadow from His course.
Whomsoever threw that bright green sphere of wimbledeath will rue the day he tried to toss one over The Shadow...
Is everyone alright?
Hooray! You escaped the cupboard of oblivion and the toilets of hell! Please ferry my best wishes to your dog for his future welfare.
G&Ts all round I think
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