TODAY IS RAPTURE DAY
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Dear all.
Right, my bags are packed, I've pooed, shaved and showered and I'm in my best suit. It has been very nice knowing you all and perhaps I will meet up with some of you again....up there.........
I'm about to be Raptured.
Love from
Robert
Well I’m planning on staying down here. I think it will be more fun.....you go any enjoy yourself up there. 
Ok boys and girls,I have repented all my sins (took a while, there were rather a lot) found out that they do actually allow cockneys in heaven, but as my cat is a complete bastard and won't be coming with me I have made arrangements with the fine people below.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Byyeeee!
Does this mean I should break out the emergency asbestos underpants...... 
Hope it is rapture day today. Got a really manky 10 hours shift and I would much rather not do it thank you.
Nope, I'm still here and as far as I am aware so is everyone else I know
Fuck I knew I should not have spent that money of my VISA 
Hm, still here, a lot of sets of empty clothes lying about the streets of Brighton and a sort of transparent staircase leading up into the sky, but other than that...nothing... bit disappointed really. But there's still time.
Hm, still here, a lot of sets of empty clothes lying about the streets of Brighton.
Ah that must have been that jumble sale explosion I heard of in Moulsecombe Wild Park 
I have clearly been misinformed, I am sad to announce that the Rapture did not occur today. I am going to bed in a huff (it's a kind of blanket)
Perhaps it's a really small Rapture - only happening across the pond?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDTq7cAqR0&fmt=18
The b3ta boys have found one: http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/33484/1306055035/rapture.jpg
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