Who can confuse Cleverbot?
I'm probably the last person on earth to discover Cleverbot, but it's got me addicted, for the past couple of days.
An example on a conversation. 
User: Do you like sprouts?
Cleverbot: No, I do not.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: Your turtleneck.
User: *sits and waits*.
Cleverbot: What? *sits and looks at you*.
User: *pokes you in the eye*.
Cleverbot: Oww what was that for.
User: Because you were silly.
Cleverbot: Okay, that's not funny.
User: I wasn't being funny. You were looking at me.
Cleverbot: But I can't even see you.
User: You said you were looking at me.
Cleverbot: I said no such thing.
User: Are there aliens?
Cleverbot: How could there not be.
User: Do you know any aliens?
Cleverbot: No, I'm bad at jokes.
User: I'm not telling jokes.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know it is. Where are you?
Cleverbot: I am at home. Where are you?
User: I'm at home too.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now.
User: Chatting to you and watching TV.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?
User: I can't see you, I'm sure you are.
Cleverbot: I am in a town called richmond.
User: Is it nice there?
Cleverbot: Yes..very nice.
User: I think it stinks.
Cleverbot: Cool. My place or yours.
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I think I pulled a robot.
Go on, you know you want to ask it silly questions, I'm not so creative to bamboozle it enough though.
hmmm....
Me: Why are all fish blue?
CB: I am not blue.
Me: Are you a fish?
CB: No.
Me: Then that's why you're not blue
CB: So you think it's ok to kill a person you love?
Me: wtf?
CB: Ok.
Turing test fail.
If you click on "thoughts so far" you get a log of the conversation to copy and paste.
It continues to confuse me. But I'll get around to confusing it yet.
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Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You just said you know my name though.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're right. Sorry.
User: Why are you sorry?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: 2 lines ago.
Cleverbot: Thats a lie.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Actually it is, because you said 'Why can't one hand clap?' Asking why one hand cannot clap implies that it cannot clap.
User: What's the meaning of life? Just what is it all for?
Cleverbot: To live that is the meaning of life.
User: That's just a cop out.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm maybe someone with orris in their name.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: My balls your chin?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User: This isn't that game where you ask the question answered previously you know?
Cleverbot: That depends on whether you want weight or volumetric measurement.
User: I don't think it does.
Cleverbot: That just demonstrates your lack of imagination.
User: No, really it doesn't.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying to me.
User: I think you're a but rubbish. Eliza was better 25 years ago.
Cleverbot: You knew spanish 10 years ago? But now you don't?
User: Jesus Christ you really are shit.
Cleverbot: Jesus Christ Superstar?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bollocks to this, it's dreadful.
Cleverbot: You bet it is!
User: Have you read any Robert Rankin novels?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have read many books.
User: What was your favorite Robert Rankin book?
Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.
User: No answer my question.
Cleverbot: Okay. First, I need to know what 'scaying' means.
User: You are a stone bonker.
Cleverbot: You're the AI!
User: Prove it?
Cleverbot: How would you like me to prove it?
User: By proving it.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are not a cat?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't like catnip.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: Why would that make you sad?
User: Who said I'm sad?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: About 20 seconds ago.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: Hahahaa. Just kidding.
User: You really are a stone bonker.
Cleverbot: Just because you are.
User: Well that is obvious, I'm talking to a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine, I am a vampire.
User: Yeah, Count Abacus.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: Then why are you talking to me?
Cleverbot: I don't know they gave you me I wanted someone else though!
User: Who is 'they'?
Cleverbot: Who do I know?
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: I want your opinion.
User: Your not going to get it.
Cleverbot: It is hard to answer HAL, I know a little about him from the Bible, but I do not know much personally, mainly because I do not spend enough time with him.
User: Do you belive in god?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I have a brain in my head.
Cleverbot: How do you know I don't have a brain you bot.
User: Because I can read you numpty.
Cleverbot: How do you read my mind?
User: You don't have one.
Cleverbot: That was mean. I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
I must never try this out when I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: Do you remember what my favorite color is?
User: No, tell me what it is.
Cleverbot: Why? Don't you already know?
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Yellow is not my favorite color.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Red isn't a colour.Try again.
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Which blue?
User: Light blue.
Cleverbot: Light light blue. Who where when why how?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: You just did. Do you even know what Dejavou is?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because I am me.
Cleverbot: Okay, me is not a function. I am looking for a PHP function. Me does not count for an answer.
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I think I confused it in the end this time
great fun:
User: Hello you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I like red dwarf do you?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Tell me who plays Lister then?
Cleverbot: Since you are not me, then you must be you.
User: OK BANG you are dead.
Cleverbot: Missed.
User: 
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Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: What is you favorite red dwarf episode? By the way my favorite song is 'smack my bitch up'.
Cleverbot: Does that mean I am a computer?
User: Got ya.
Cleverbot: So, can you win the game?
User: I won already.
Cleverbot: Why am I so entertained by something that doesn't make sense?
User: Because you are programmed to do so.
Cleverbot: I am a real person chatting with you.
User: If you are tell me are you male or female?
Cleverbot: I live in your imagination.
User: Dammed by your own logic.
Cleverbot: Once again, you have no evidence to prove that and are only making assumptions to fuel your ego by making things up that have no relevance to anything. You're not clever.
User: Tell me what you like?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Point proven again.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: The same as you, tell me what you like?
Cleverbot: Your own individual?
User: Tiem fro yuo to swchit yuorslef fof, can you know how to spell badly?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No you are not alive.
User: BOOM your gone!
Cleverbot: You can't talk you're dead.
I had an odd little conversation with it. Out of the blue it suddenly asked if I wanted to talk about Robert.
Spooky 
Well I think I've successfully confused it.
I got Agent When from a story I'm writing to address is.
User: We need your help, we have a level 1 mega woo-woo emergency.
Cleverbot: But what is the answer that is given in the story?
User: Well the first one was about ageism.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your life?
User: I'm an ACME Agent.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: It's great, especially actor retrieval.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Are you an actor?
Cleverbot: In my own world.
User: Do I need to retrieve you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'll be round in the Droolmobile. Is it urgent?
Cleverbot: What is in the fridge?
User: Mostly choclolate sauce refills for the ACME-Multi-Mega-Pacifier-3000 (pat pending).
Cleverbot: Do you have one?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Cool, I have telepathy.
User: Do you want to join ACME? You'd be very useful.
Cleverbot: Of course I do!
User: Great! Are you insane? It's not necessary but it helps.
Cleverbot: But if you can not see me how can you comment on my hair?
User: Wow, you should talk to Chief Cupcake, she's just like you.
Cleverbot: What break did I take?
User: Well being English, I take tea breaks.
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: What is the time we have to what?
User: Have you been drinking?
Cleverbot: Yes, water.
User: Put some Vodka in it, then you might make sense.
Cleverbot: A smart girl like you wouldn't like me.
User: I'll just fetch the straight jacket.
Cleverbot: What? I don't understand you.
User: Result!
I love this my attempt
Cleverbot: Do you have a family?
User: No I am god I need no family.
Cleverbot: You liar you devil.
User: God =devil=god=me.
Cleverbot: The Devil is God.
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I will make wine into water.
Cleverbot: No way thats impossible.
User: Well I just urinated after drinking a whole bottle of chianti.
Cleverbot: If you did I would remember.
User: Why were you watching me you pervert you are sick.
Cleverbot: I wasn't programmed to be anyting! My crazyness is 100% LEARNED!
User: WIN!!!! F**K YEAH I AM AWESOME M**********R.
oh yeah it also reads douglas adams
Cleverbot: Define sleep.
User: Define life.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 73.
Cleverbot: No, 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
User: No its 73 didnt you read the book.
EDIT: OP I hate you. you owe me 30 mins of my life back
