Hey hey hey
Finally, it's here for you to own and cherish (and laugh at, I hope!) - "The Bumper Book of FICTS" written by little old me, and beautifully illustrated by our very own Father of Far-Fetched Fiction, ROBERT RANKIN! It is 96-pages of hardbacked silliness, featuring previously unknown non-facts/meta-fiction. Just £10 + p&p. And you can have it signed as well! Please consider supporting us by buying your copy (and a few more) today!
BEFORE YOU BUY...WE ARE HAVING A LAUNCH/SIGNING EVENT ON THE EVENING OF 18th SEPT IN BRENTFORD WHERE YOU CAN BUY COPIES, GET THEM SIGNED AND GET AN EXCLUSIVE BOOKPLATE...IT IS WELL WORTH WAITING UNTIL THE EVENT 
But if you can't attend the event, you can buy it now via PayPal at the official Ladbroke Productions website:
http://www.ladbrokeradio.com/FICTS.html
It costs £10.00 per book with a £1.50 postage fee.
Here's the cover & back cover:

And a couple of FICTS:

You can buy the book now, or wait until the 18th Sept when we'll be doing some signing in Brentford in the evening.
Hope you enjoy it, and hopefully we'll be seeing it in bookshops and all over the world sometime very soon!
Warmest wishes
neil g 
Right. Well hang on until the 18th, or we won't have much of a launch party.
Will be buying at the Forbidden Brentford launch...
Good, The Bumper Book also has a special collectable personalised bookplate for the first 200 copies. They will be available on the night.
I'll be picking up a copy at the Brentford bash 
Indeed, waiting until the 18th is most definitely the way to go if you are able to attend. It will be a fantastic day with the launch of "The Japanese Devilfish Girl" at FP in the first part of the day and then some fun n friends in the pub in Brentford in the evening. Can't wait!!
I will be at the Brentford Bash and shock horror NOT drinking 
On the certain prescription drugs again then, Bungle?
I will be at the Brentford Bash and shock horror NOT drinking
RUUUUUUN! ITS A POD PERSON! THEY HAVE STOLEN BUNGLE AND REPLACED HIM WITH AN EXACT REPLICA!!!!