Twenty three quid for a tie!!!!!!!
And no BLACK T shirts..............
But...I can't wait for my royalty cheque (insert ironic smiley face here)
Great range of stuff, bit pricey though
Pitty there's not pint pots
THE BUMPER BOOK OF FICTS is now complete and will soon be going to the printers.
But don't tell anyone though, because it is still a secret.
sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh*yay*ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It went off to the printers yesterday, but still don't tell anyone!!
WHAT'S THAT ROBERT? GONE TO THE PRINTERS YOU SAY?
Oops, sorry.
*Switches off loud hailer *
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhh!!!!
Blimey, I didn't know you could do THAT
How did you do that 
Now you've done it